Got this from Mica. Love it =3

 

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<p><b>You are a Sadistic Seme!</b><br>
It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.<p>
<b>Most compatible with:</b> Dramatic Uke<br>
<b>Least compatible with:</b> Everyone else<p>
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at <a href="http://www.semeuke.com" target=_blank>SemeUke.com</a>, or find merchandise <a href="http://www.gesshoku.org" target=_blank>here</a>.

 I need a hero. Or I need to be my own hero.

But for now, I just really need a hero.

i wonder if ateneo admits people who write about bananas in their personal essays.

4d likes math.
1 + 1 = 2
2 + 2 = 4
4 > 2

Joyen the green asparagus.

(Me: But I'm not GREEN.)

But the asparagus is green.

Joyen the sophisticated asparagus.

Joyen the spicy asparagus.

Joyen the hott asparagus.

Asparagus, the Joyen.

*Poem by Esjay

*Photo by Ate Bemboo

Magiging conceited ako.

ANO SASABIHIN MO KAPAG SINABI SAYO ITO
NG IYONG:

KAIBIGAN

1. Hoy! wag ka nga masyado mag ingay!
- HA?! ANOO??!!


2. Bilihan mo nga ako ng pagkain sa cafeteria.
- Okay, tapos ako kakain :)


3. Crush ko yung crush mo ngayon.
- Kawawa ka naman. Masasaktan ka pa pagka malaman mo kung sino cras niya *ahem*


4. Ang boring mo kasama.
- not applicable.


5. Pakopya naman ng assignment sa math
- Sige, P5 per page.


CRUSH

1. Ang cute mo naman.
- I know, right.

2. Pautang naman.
- 10% interest.

3. Crush ko yung bestfriend mo.
- not applicable.


4. Pwede ba makuha yung cellphone # mo?
- Sure ba.

 

ENEMY

1. Mas maganda/gwapo ako sayo!
- Kung 'yan lang din naman ang definition ng maganda/gwapo, I'd rather be panget. *nosebleed sa Taglish*


2. Yuck! Ang baba ng grades mo sa math.
- SOBRA. Fuck this survery =s


3. Ano? sabunutan/suntukan na lang?
- Sure ba. Easier that way.


4. Ang baduy mo manamit.
- Not applicable.


5. Kami na ng ex mo.
- That's weird...


PARENTS

1. Hindi ka lalabas ng bahay.
- 'Di kaya haha.


2. Hindi ka na makikipagkita sa mga friends mo.
- Doubt that.

3. Hindi ka na papasok sa school.
- Not applicable.


4. Pupunta ka na dito sa America.
- ASTEG.


5. Bakit may love letter ka sa bag?
- Bakit isa lang yung nakita mo?

 

TEACHER

1. Cleaner ka nang 1 month.
- *puts zonrox in your nestea*


2. Hindi ka papasok hanggang wala ang parents mo.
- Labo mo.


3. Mag sa-summer ka.
- YAY.


4. Bagsak ka sa 2 subject.
- Not applicable.


5. Ililipat kita ng section.
- Ayus lang.